Let's face it ladies. Real men don't wear puka shell necklaces. This includes but is certainly not limited to both circular and square shaped beads. If there is a shark tooth dangling as a center piece, may god have mercy on their soul. Puka shell necklaces are my number one dealbreaker in the world of dating. Similar to opening an umbrella indoors, nothing good will come from a relationship in which the male party sports a puka shell necklace. Don't get me wrong - below the puka shell necklace and under that Hollister graphic tee, there may be a good heart. I honestly just can't look that far. Ladies, if you are reading this, consider yourself warned. Real men don't wear puka shell necklaces...
